Post by shell on Dec 12, 2014 22:21:38 GMT
Modern romance: Heidi Creamer punched sister in face over sex toy
mrs creamer Modern romance: Heidi Creamer punched sister in face over sex toy
To Florida, where 48-year-old Heidi Creamer allegedly punched her twin sister in the face during an argument over “Heidi’s boyfriend and a sexual toy (vibrator),” according to a police report.
Heidi was “screaming and her body was shaking,” noted an officer, who added that Creamer “attempted to break free from my grasp several times.” After being placed in a squad car, Heidi “began screaming that she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend.”
Such is life with the Creamer Sisters…
For sale: the anti-Christ sword
To Austin, Texas, where a Cragslist advert tells of a cursed, double-handed 18th century broadsword.
They say “they could feel a strange energy in my sword room”.
The advert:
Sword For sale WARNING might be haunted – $150
This sword is from the 1700s. I got it at an antique store in my memaw’s home town back in 1984. The person who sold it to me told me to be careful because there is a 90+% chance that it is cursed. Since it’s been in my house my life has descended into pure chaos. My knitting group came over and they all said they could feel a strange energy in my sword room (I have a collection of over 100 swords. This is my only haunted sword). Since i got this sword, about 3 times a week a crucifix will fall off of my wall for no reason. I am 76 years old. I cannot have this cursed item in my house anymore. Please take it off my hands!!
The advice woiuld be to never remove your sword from the sword room and place it in your crucifix room. And vice-versa. And only hang one of them over your bed.
World’s oldest two-faced cat is dead
two faced cat Worlds oldest two faced cat is dead
Frank and Louie, the world’s oldest living two-faced cat, is no longer the world’s oldest living cat. Both Frankie and Louie are dead.
They were 15.
two faced cat 1 Worlds oldest two raced cat is dead
Man has sex with Christmas turkey: Is Nothing Safe?
The story up close is, of course, like your turkey stuffing: balls.
The disppointing thing in this story is that the Sport found no space for the word “bellend”.